This will make you laugh

This will make you laugh. It's a little long, but definitely worth the read, especially for all those Jack Bauer fans out there.,

Dear Esteemed Local Cable Provider -

I’m sure at this point you’re somewhat tired of hearing from my husband and me, seeing as how you have been summoned to our house at least seven times in the last two months, not to mention my husband’s thrice-weekly calls to your customer service department regarding our reliably unreliable internet service. (Feel free to use that “reliably unreliable” phrase in your next ad campaign, by the way. If that doesn’t suit your fancy, you can always go with “consistently inconsistent.” Because that too would apply.)

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